First, you are what you eat. So duh, eat giant smarties. (btw this is zach's secret to being the smart dark horse okay.)

Second, look for your friends and go have fun. Sadly, at a certain time last week, Donkey found it impossible to look for his Giraffefriend because he was stuck at an exciting event.


Third, be cheapskate. Be very, very cheapskate, then blast people for thinking you are cheapskate.

Your ingredients: F&C, calamari rings, $5.90 refillablenonsharable drink, garlic bread and just about all the sauces/butter/spreads you can stomach.